• 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Can I go to court and get their permission to jerk off since it’s killing a couple trillion babies?

    • eltrain123@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Don’t ask if you don’t want the answer.

      They will tell you it’s a sin to jerk off and will probably try to pass legislation making that illegal, too.

      Just rub one out and move on…