• Fartsnatchbuttdraft@exploding-heads.com
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      1 year ago

      The only thing that’s mine are those riding with biden bumper stickers that I have placed as a tramp stamp right above my butt crack to remind the world who my Lord and Savior is, reeeeee now excuse me while I grab my jar of peanut butter and spread it all over my dogs balls so I can lick it off because for too long, we are relied upon them to be man’s best friend reeeeeeee! It’s time to be more inclusive

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        1 year ago

        What is a biden? Is it like a woke, a kinda elusive thing that you bend to fit the latest thing you dislike?

        You tried putting Nutella on top of the PB? Can’t the dog participate a bit with this part?

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          1 year ago

          Reeeeeee Biden is code for bum gum!!! Chew it up spit in my rectum, after that, watch me do a really cool trick where I blow bubbles throw glitter in the air and then throw on a fan and play 70s disco music. Nutella is racism bigot keep up!!! Hmmph