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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 天前

Really??? Who woulda thought

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Really??? Who woulda thought

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 天前
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  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    Not actually real songs by Cannibal Corpse, by the way.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      10 天前

      well duhh they were from his solo project

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    I just looked up their other songs and given this headline, I deeply regret it.

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      Was it “Hammer Smashed Face” or “Dismembered and Molested” that got you

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        “Fucked with a Knife” and “Meat Hook Sodomy” are fun mental imagery as well.

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          Fucked with a knife has a catchy riff.

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        Probably the nice little song about shooting blood from your cock.

        • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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          That one, plus Fucked With a Knife.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          As you do after eating spicy food.

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          Still my favorite reaction to this song. https://youtu.be/D_o5LiToNp8

          It sounds fun … Until it happens to you!

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    K&P did it

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      If I had to guess, it looks like a gun, of the long-ass vareity

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    Really makes you wonder about “Stripped, Raped and Strangled”, “I cum blood” and “Meat hook sodomy”…

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    “No, dude, none of them actually believe… I mean most of them wouldn’t… I mean, you listen to rap, and it’s not like any… look, it’s just a fucking record, okay!?”

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      Then you have people like the guy from Lost Prophets singing happy songs while fucking kids. Glad he was just shanked in prison.

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        Shanked to death, even better. I didn’t hear about what he did until like last week or so, so I had a listen to their old songs I used to keep in my long Winamp playlist. Nostalgia ruined.

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    That headline isn’t even slightly the most interesting part of the story.

    But he was replaced as guitarist of cannibal corpse after this incident. And I think corpsegrinder has done enough good in this world to offset Pats… Craziness.

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    Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect. Most of the time, the metal guys are fine and wholesome.

    I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Sven from Aborted, but if they open his house and find a pile of raped corpses, I’m not going to be surprised.

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