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minus-squaremurmelade@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s now our secret weapon in case we get attacked by aliens. They’ll never expect being rear-ended by a orbiting Tesla piloted by a Muskolini doll. Enjoy the whiplash, suckers!
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoPlus the battle music will still be playing
That’s now our secret weapon in case we get attacked by aliens. They’ll never expect being rear-ended by a orbiting Tesla piloted by a Muskolini doll. Enjoy the whiplash, suckers!
Plus the battle music will still be playing