I’d like you to scatter me over the fields
Like spread your ashes on all the crops?
Almost right…
I want a Fargo style funeral
Look hon, new sequel just dropped.
Tucker and Dale versus Diesel
(Disclaimer: I have no idea if this hearse or this chipper use diesel fuel).
Tucker and Dale vs CEOs
They’re on a road trip, mulching the worst scum on earth
I’d have no problem if my corpse was shredded. But I’m donating it for medical use because it’s the cheapest way of disposing a body.
I think this is known as “Fargonation”.
Redneck “sky burial”
I want to be butchered and cooked, but not eaten.
Sprayed with acrylic and put on display as example steak/sausages at a restaurant!
I’m the “Honey, I don’t know if I want to eat here” special
Monty Python was first with the “bury her, burn her, or dump her” options.
“Dump her???”
“Oh, you liked her?”
Mulched?
