• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    10 months ago

    There is an equitable solution to this problem.

    If your last name starts with A to D, forward all your outstanding and future medical bills to Elon Musk.

    E to J, forward to Bernard Arnault

    K to M, to Jeff Bezos,

    N to Q, to Larry Ellison

    And R to Z, to Mark Zuckerberg

    We’ll just privatize universal healthcare by having the richest 5 people in the country pay for everyone. If they don’t want to do it, they can spend themselves into 6th place or lower, enact a national universal healthcare system, or face the guillotine.