So I’ve got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could attack and kill a dog that didn’t even get a turn yet. What the fuck.
You know what you must do.
Oh I hit his ass with a 4th level divine smite and used my once per long rest crit on him.
This is The Way.