We’re so cooked.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      10 days ago

      Trump yells at an aide “Put in Trump wins in Iran by September in bullet points and print it out.” The aide does so. Trump grabs the paper and after about 15 seconds he says “Knew it. I-knew-it I-knew-it I-knew-it. Almost as smart as me. So - very, very smart. I’m gonna replace everybody - the joint chiefs - everybody with AI. Don’t need them.” Nobody says anything because they can’t judge Trump’s tone. And when the Great Man is talking - you better not laugh at the wrong thing or at the wrong time.

      He seems serious (maybe?) when he says “The first thing I’m gonna do is—” But he interrupts himself. “Me-me-me-me-me-me-me. I’m on Fox. Fix it.” He means that for his ginormous tv - he wants the audio unmuted, multiple channels to go away, and make it all Fox. Trump watches Trump. Trump is all smiles and starts to give his aides play-by-play as if he’s watching a recording of himself as the quarterback who won the Super Bowl basically all by himself.