perishthethought@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoI know I'm a few days late...i.imgflip.comimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1265arrow-down18file-text
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Not the onion: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-nationalist-movement-seeks-to-halt-printing-of-state-gops-primary-ballots-33535260
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down4·5 months agoGive Texas back to Mexico Democrats regain their majority No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz No more little piss baby Greg Abbot No more border “cRiSis” One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state
minus-squarehglman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoYou would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?
minus-squareAllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-25 months agoDepends. Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts? I’d probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoThat type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…
minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoTotally! We’d welcome anyone who wouldn’t want to stay in there.
minus-squareWashedOver@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·5 months agoNo I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That’s how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoYou do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?
minus-squaretinyVoltron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoMeet them at the border with the national guard. We don’t want another border crisis do we?
minus-squarerustydomino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoAgree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.
minus-squareJizzmasterD@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoUgh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly. Sooooorry,
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoYes, please. I want some of that universal health care.
Give Texas back to Mexico
Democrats regain their majority
No more Canadian Senator Lyin’ Ted Cruz
No more little piss baby Greg Abbot
No more border “cRiSis”
One less burdensome tax sucking shit-stain red state
You would immediately have millions trying to leave texas, will you let them in to the us?
Depends.
Are they requesting asylum in a coal rolling pick-up truck with truck nuts?
I’d probably lean no on this asylum seeker. Literal Captain Planet villains need not apply.
That type might well be seeking asylum IN Texas…
Totally! We’d welcome anyone who wouldn’t want to stay in there.
No I think they should have to go back to where they came from like Europe. That’s how they thinks it works when they yell that at born and breed Texans of non white backgrounds.
You do realize that not every Texan is like that, right?
I sure hope not!
Meet them at the border with the national guard. We don’t want another border crisis do we?
Agree. But Texas is one of the few red states that pays more federal taxes than it takes in federal money.
Ugh. I hadn’t known he was from Calgary until you mentioned it. It tracks way too embarrassingly.
Sooooorry,
Yes, please. I want some of that universal health care.