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minus-squareswab148@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 months agoP: I command the whole ship. C: Does that include the women’s restroom? P: …
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoThey obviously have bathrooms separated not by gender but by anatomical needs. Usage depends on what kind of organ(s) your species defecates from.
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoI always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don’t really go anywhere. Cleans you too.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoStarfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they’d disrespect people’s mental health like that.
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoNow I am imagining someone just “transporting” for 15 mimutes.
minus-squaresleepdrifter@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThat explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoOf all the random-ass templates I’ve put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean)
minus-squareRamenJunkie@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoBecause of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can’t figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that.
minus-squareGunValkyrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoIt’s too late. I’ve seen everything.
P: I command the whole ship.
C: Does that include the women’s restroom?
P: …
They obviously have bathrooms separated not by gender but by anatomical needs. Usage depends on what kind of organ(s) your species defecates from.
I always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don’t really go anywhere. Cleans you too.
Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they’d disrespect people’s mental health like that.
Now I am imagining someone just “transporting” for 15 mimutes.
That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief.
Of all the random-ass templates I’ve put out there, this one brings me the most joy.
Much obliged.
Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can’t figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that.
It’s too late. I’ve seen everything.