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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago

How would you have fucked up the moon mission?

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How would you have fucked up the moon mission?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago
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    1. Too much delta V and somehow
    2. Not enough delta V
  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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    Oops! All boosters!

  • AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml
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    I’d miss

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    Every long voyage needs a Gilligan.

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    In the conference call with Trump, I would have said things that would lead to not getting picked up out of the ocean.

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    By making and then eating a pot of chili about eight hours before launch

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    With two outlook, none in working order

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    “I was told I could bring one personal item-“

    “That’s not-“

    “-and I chose to bring a case of my favorite juice boxes.”

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    In addition to whatever other toilet problems they had, I would have used too much TP and clogged that thing every single time.

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    Realistically, I’d probably pass out during launch. 50-50 if I freak out about it afterwards

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    Killing too many of the ayy lmaos & causing diplomatic struggles humanity never really comes back from

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