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- Too much delta V and somehow
- Not enough delta V
Oops! All boosters!
I’d miss
Every long voyage needs a Gilligan.
In the conference call with Trump, I would have said things that would lead to not getting picked up out of the ocean.
By making and then eating a pot of chili about eight hours before launch
With two outlook, none in working order
“I was told I could bring one personal item-“
“That’s not-“
“-and I chose to bring a case of my favorite juice boxes.”
In addition to whatever other toilet problems they had, I would have used too much TP and clogged that thing every single time.
Realistically, I’d probably pass out during launch. 50-50 if I freak out about it afterwards
Killing too many of the ayy lmaos & causing diplomatic struggles humanity never really comes back from




