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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 5 天前

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 5 天前
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  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    5 天前

    • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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      Hey ! Dont shame me like that🥹

  • saykee@lemmy.world
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    There’s children starving in checks globe for current country instead of third world country my country and you think I’m going to waste this?!

    • vrek@programming.dev
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      At this point in America the old parent saying should be changed to “you better clear your plate, there are children starving next door”

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    Like what we gon eat after, nahmsayin?

    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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      You ate her ass, but won’t eat a steak that’s been on a freshly washed floor?

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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        Arse warm right now

        Steak cold by the time I’m finished

        Simples

        • [deleted]@piefed.world
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          puts steak between her ass cheeks to keep it warm

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        The premise is wrong. Her ass will be washed, but that floor sure ain’t. 🫣 (Two kids.)

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        You cooking and washing the floor at the same time? Just grab a raw egg yolk and pass it mouth to mouth as you head to the bedroom.

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    You guys have sex?

  • Janx@piefed.social
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    Sex is great. But the piping hot chicken tikka masala that’s served on the table?? I’m not ruining that!

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    Idc how horny I am

    Just a low horny capacity. At my maxed out horny, I’d slam someone through drywall to get them to the bed on the other side.

  • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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    Just once, though.

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    First I thought he must be holding a cigarette or a joint. What the hell is that hand doing?

    • wanderinglurk@lemmy.world
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      A card.

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