Stipulations:
- You cannot die and are immune to disease
- You cannot alter the future such that you change the world from your point of origin. i.e. You cannot become so famous that future people recognize you as immortal.
- If you vary the timeline too much you will cease to exist.


Tnx for asking, i know you’re trying to be sarcastic but I don’t mind. I have plenty of people to speak to, wife, kid, family, friends and even my dog (sometimes even myself). I also hope you recognized the Darth Vader quote from my previous comment. Have a good weekend.
I was only half being sarcastic, I would’ve genuinely reciprocated if you needed me to. And yeah I did get the reference :3 enjoy your weekend too