• Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    2 个月前

    As a 19th century physician I can only agree, and suggest pairing it with a spoonful of soothing cocaine syrup for maximum efficacy.

      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        2 个月前

        Nonsense! Can you look at how that kid’s bouncing off the walls and honestly tell me that cocaine isn’t a healthy and energizing remedy?

        (Yeah, I was trying to think of morphine but wrote cocaine because brain = dumb)

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          2 个月前

          I mean they’re two lines away from each other (with cannabis in the middle) for doc duckerson’s miracle cough expressant, it’s an easy mistake to make