So, I was driving once and glanced out my window at this unicyclist then BAM! I hit a car. Dude gets out, his nose is red and swollen, so I must have hit him hard enough for him to slam his face into the steering wheel. He puts his hands on his hips and starts yelling into the car.

Another guy climbs out, his hair is wild so he must have had a bad scare too. He walks back, kicks the bumper, and it falls off. Now they’re both staring hard at me. One of them says something and the doors open again. This time like seven dudes come climbing out and they’re armed with bottles and bats.

I was pretty scared until the cops showed up and arrested me for driving through the circus.

I was walking home from a friend’s house in high school and coming to a hill that had a blind turn. It was probably like three in the morning. Out of nowhere , this beetle comes flying around the corner and itself around the telephone pole on the hill. The driver gets out just sort of stands next to their car , and sixteen year old me is speechless. I’m waiting for the cops to show up.And this lady is just swerving there gushing from her head as other drunkards from a bar up the road , just sort of start collecting around the mess.

It was something. I think drunk driving might have saved that woman’s life.