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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 小时前

Pete Hegseth launches joint task force to crack down on information leaks

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Pete Hegseth launches joint task force to crack down on information leaks

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 小时前
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Hegseth announces joint task force to identify and prosecute leakers
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced on Monday that the Pentagon and the Justice Department (DOJ) have created a joint task force to identify and prosecute leakers as part of the department’s e…

It’s in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks

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    miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana

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    The call is coming from inside the house.

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    Is he going to surrender to them too?

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    If you weren’t doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn’t have to worry about leaks.

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    This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.

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      I love this sketchy. It is comedy gold

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      God damnit this sketch gets posted so many times these days. And it fits every time.

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    The leak is coming from inside the building.

    He’s… He’s in the room.

    My God, who is this sonofabitch?!

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    anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.

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    Spoiler: it’s him

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      It’s the whisky

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    Isn’t he the leak?!?

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      “We’ll stop at nothing to find him” the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.

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        “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 🌭

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    Isn’t this like the first step in the establishment of fascism

    Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.

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      Pretty much

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    A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.

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        no, it will not do.

        do more

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    “We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”

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    Most transparent administration in US history, folks. /s

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