• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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      1 day ago

      I feel like I shouldn’t say this aloud so as to not give them any ideas but why is it that the people woth names like ‘yourfriendlyMI5handler’ and ‘CIAgentinyourwalls’ are usually the least glowy accounts but you find someone like ‘casualdejekyll’ is visible from space?

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        16 hours ago

        What you saying I’m not glowy??? What’s your location? Never mind I already know your location! And what you ate for breakfast, and that your password is your great aunt Sheryl’s birthday + the letters “globludoo!@@“

        Also, dude, that porn is pretty vanilla, you gotta up your game, branch out a bit,

        • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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          3 hours ago

          Jokes on you my password is and will always be •••••••••••••••• (they blocked the @ symbol for completely unknown reasons, probably broke their unencrypted database)