• America@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    I am grateful for one thing that musk has done, he made me realize that muscle implants are a terrible idea. He looks boxy because he gained so much weight after getting ab and chest gender affirming care

      • Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.net
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        4 months ago

        Meth doesn’t count as a muscle implant unless you take it to the gym. Even once.

        The real question is when not washing because you don’t even exercise, ever, even when having “sex,” regardless what happens as a “result,” is it fElonous to stink so much, people die, en masse?

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      4 months ago

      I’ve heard that he probably took steroids without doing any exercise (I don’t know much about that stuff, but apparently that’s one of the side effects that steroids can cause if you don’t exercise)

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    4 months ago

    I’m glad this caricature captures his “I can afford stacks but am too lazy to train” body.

    Bezos sucks but at least he’s putting in the effort to make the gear show out.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

    Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

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    4 months ago

    HEY HEY HEY! Would all of you quit it with all your negativity…

    The billionaires trillionaires[1] will have it trickle down soon.

    Trust them.

    …

    Maybe they care.

    /s >:C

    [1: *updates spellcheck dictionary*]