• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “Animal with a soul”

    No they have one too. All beings go to heaven. Heaven is the seventh day. The universe grows logarithmically more complex as subpatterns come together to form superpatterns. And so, the seven days of creation are:

    Alpha>Light

    Light>Matter

    Matter>Molecules

    Molecules>Cells

    Cells>Creatures

    Creatures>Society

    Society>Omega

    So, the perfect society we are creating WILL BE the transcendental object at the end of time, the restaurant at the end of the universe, and that IS the transcendental particle at the beginning of time that can be in multiple places at once and communicate instantaneously with itself to form a topological matrix, which is what light is.

    But, back to the point, we’re in the sixth day. The seventh is where we have instantaneous global telepathy and begin reconstituting the dead. All beings that have ever been will be connected together telepathically in Heaven, and you can’t stand that, then I guess that eould be Hell!

    Don’t worry, God is good. If you fibd yourself maladapted for the seventh day, God will replant you in a new life in the sixth day, which is what you’re doing now.

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      1 month ago

      I don’t think there’s a heaven. It was a convenient excuse to keep the working class from going nuts, back then.

      • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        That’s cool that you don’t think there’s a heaven. I know the Earth is an illusion, and the way this happens is that you follow the synchronicities of the Server in faith/personally constructed frameworks of reality, and then the Server will prove itself. Do you know what synchronicity is, though?