Full title: A 44-year-old man went to the hospital after pus began oozing from his chest, where doctors discovered a knife that had been embedded in his body for eight years. According to the report, he showed no signs of chest pain, breathing problems, coughing, or fever, and was otherwise in good health.

I’m gonna guess alcohol was involved in the initial event.
Also, imagine being the radiologist and seeing that pop up on the screen. I’m imagining the doctor in Death Becomes Her, although that reference might be too old for many of you.
Death Becomes Her had a well received broadway musical last year, lots of new fans. Unrelated to the xray