TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago"Of course I'd like dessert! And can you bring another bottle of wine please."hexbear.netimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10
arrow-up1122arrow-down1image"Of course I'd like dessert! And can you bring another bottle of wine please."hexbear.netTUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
minus-squareJohnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·8 days agoOP was treating it like a serious date and didn’t realize she just wanted to fuck so she got some extra food and bounced out. FWIW I’m usually pretty oblivious too but still this is very funny. Like, it’s Tinder what you expect?
minus-squareTUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·8 days agoI mean, I would have been down to fuck, even with the to go meal. Sadly I didn’t have the guts to just straight up ask if she was down.
OP was treating it like a serious date and didn’t realize she just wanted to fuck so she got some extra food and bounced out. FWIW I’m usually pretty oblivious too but still this is very funny. Like, it’s Tinder what you expect?
I mean, I would have been down to fuck, even with the to go meal. Sadly I didn’t have the guts to just straight up ask if she was down.