• Roundcat@kbin.social
    362·
    10 months ago

    Best Christian media ever made. The humor and music in that show was brilliant!

  • EzekielJK@lemmy.worldEnglish
    27·
    10 months ago

    There’s also a Veggietales episode where they do a spin on the story where King David essentially rapes a lady named Bathsheba then indirectly murders her husband to keep it quiet.

    The Veggietales version involved Larry the Cucumber stealing a rubber ducky from BATHsheba.

    • McDuders@sh.itjust.works
      5·
      10 months ago

      I think they said they took it as a challenge to make it work, and on its own it’s pretty good, but yeah the message would obviously get lost on kids who have no idea what sex is.

      That, and it always bugged me that King George/David was told he shouldn’t steal the ducky because he had “many duckies”. Bearing in mind the original was a woman he lusted after.

      Oh and fun fact, that was where the “what you did has made God very unhappy” meme comes from

  • VikingHippie
    152·
    10 months ago

    It’s just like the bible itself! Apart from all the genocide and slavery and rape and stuff, of course…

      • randomsnark@lemmy.mlEnglish
        9·
        10 months ago

        But Larry, you don’t have any hair. Why do you need a hairbrus–auuugh bears why are there bears

      • VikingHippie
        21·
        10 months ago

        Personally, the super awkward porn parts (such as the one with former lovers who were hung like donkeys) are highlights in that book the mega-hypocrites keep forcing on children 😂

        • massive_bereavement@kbin.social
          41·
          10 months ago

          What about Sodom when people want to force onto the angels and then that guy says: oh no! Not the angels! Do my daughters!

          And then everyone says: yuck, we don’t want your daughters whats wrong with you.

          So the angels blind everyone and then kill the city.

          Hence the lesson.

          • VikingHippie
            2·
            10 months ago

            And of course, Christian fundie bigots take that story to mean that same sex attraction is evil! These fucking people 🤦

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    7·
    10 months ago

    Long before Veggie Tales, the Lutherans gave us Davey & Goliath. A claymation TV show about a boy and his talking dog who face moral conundrums.

    • AdamHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
      3·
      10 months ago

      There was a scene from that show that I’ve carried around for many years as I was a target demographic for the show. Goliath somehow was stuck and alone on a building structure, quite possibly a girder. I believe he started howling from being scared and alone and it reduced me to sobbing in front of the TV. Quite possibly my generations “Brave Little Toaster.”

  • iesou@lemm.ee
    3·
    10 months ago

    🎶Why do you need a hairbrush? You don’t have any hair!🎶