Let’s just rename earth to Uncle Trumpies Pervert Palace

Orange clown speaks again. At least it didn’t crash the stock market this time.

You know what, I am in favor. So that the world may remember how much of a stupid douche he was and how he thought that renaming it meant he won

At least hes owning up to his failure i guess.

Iran is gonna have a field day making puns about it.

Trump Strait

Says the man who gave blowjob to Bill Clinton.

Honestly he should do it. Etch this embarrassment even deeper into the history books.

Minor adjustment: ‘Trump’s Strait’

It has an Achilles’ Heel ring to it.

The trend of his megalomania is almost exactly tracking the trend of his dementia.

It’s the disinhibition that goes with the squash rot.

If Trump was strait, he wouldn’t be blowing Bubba.

A literally fucking cartoon villain

Trump proposes renaming Earth to Trumpland.

I can propose things too…

‘Trump’s Folly’ seems more apt.

folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

2. An act or instance of foolishness.

3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

Ah shit! I put all my money on either “The Freedom Strait” or “The American Strait”. I shoulda known.

The “Trump Strait” can not even be penetrated properly after using literally tons of explosives…

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 👕