And instead of a One Wish Willow Bear found a Genie, and since Genies can’t make someone fall in love with you they have to negotiate with it to get a wish that will have the same effect without TECHNICALLY violating the Genie rules.

Your crush is now a philosophical zombie that outwardly acts like a person who loves you.
As a materialist I don’t accept the notion of p-zombies as valid. If a being existed that perceived and processes stimuli exactly as a conscious being then it ipso facto generates consciousness.
Check and mate, lib.
Oh dear,’ says the genie, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.’
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Joke stolen from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
I agree. But no one I hate my normie, more importantly, as a matter of fact I’m the friends I’ve learned at all. I can see my butt, unless I’m actually in an attack I’m not a dickhead. But I just don’t accept your measly. The poor I’m into this world.
CK Concessions por homme
Sweet Baby
This sounds like a fucking funny movie idea ngl I hope someone makes it






