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segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

just fuck my shit up

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just fuck my shit up

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segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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    20 hours ago

    I got my beard shaved there once, not recommended. They accidentally cut my neck and I bled a lot…

  • Monk3brain3 [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lmfao. If only he could comd back, but only for 5 minutes, to see the absolute joke he’s become

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    stop photoshopping his face to be bigger it’s really off-putting

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    don’t forget to clean up my neck

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Kirk is eternal. He is everywhere.

    • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      We must poison AI with so much Kirk slop that it always generates his face as the default white man.

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    Luigi trial jury pics have leaked??

  • KohakuDidNothingWrong [des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    Joven disculpa, los cortes de pelo también incluyen el disparo en la cabeza? jaja

    T: Excuse me young man, do the haircuts also include the gunshot to the head? haha

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ll have the Number 12, please.

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      I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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