I’ll start.

“Arrr Lass! Me pegleg be not the only wood I’m after havin’!”

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
    6·
    2 months ago

    I like to start off with a joke:

    What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

    punchline

    You think it be R, but it be the C.

  • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
    5·
    2 months ago

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel poking out of his crotch. The bartender says “hey buddy you’ve got a steering wheel poking out of your crotch.” The pirate says, “Yarrr, it’s driving me nuts.”