They don’t know what they’re in for 
(This time with the image attached)
How can it be silent if its underwater? Surely the bubbles breaking the surface would make a soundI was chilling on the shore with my buddies, let one slip and then discretely dived into the water to observe from a safe distance
DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH
Devious
Dissolved gases. You’re swimming in the warm embrace of my dissolved seal fart gases.
Right? It would have to be water and at that point it’s just diarrhea.
How much gas could a sea bass pass if a sea bass could pass gas?
Lmaoooo I love it
This is where the English expression “sealing the deal” comes from this.
Fishermen leaning over the side to hoist their catch would get a lungful of seal fart and yell “What’s the deal?” at the water.
My face as i wait for my lawyer, ex, and her lawyer to smell it in the arbitration room
slaps the water menacingly because you arent giving me and my friends fish
Yo have you ever farted in a bath tub? Quick way to 10x the stank, and digested-penguin farts are probably awful already.








