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Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago

if this is scissors then what

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if this is scissors then what

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  • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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    Two pairs of scissors.

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s what the woke mind virus wants you to think

      • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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        Oh noooo!!

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    Two pairs of scissors.

    ;>,>

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    Pairs of scissors.

  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    Scissorses

    • 4am@lemmy.zip
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      okay smeagol

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    A polycule of scissors. Stop kink shaming!

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    A quad of pairscorz

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    Pear scissors.

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    Think the correct term for this is a shit load of scissors

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    A pair of pairs of scissors

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    Two pairs of scissors

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    Now do one with a pair of pants

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    A party! Giggity!

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    What do you call one half of a pair of scissors

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      A scissor!

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      I’m gonna go with “knife”.

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