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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

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By Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women

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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago
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“Following several productive and extremely graphic discussions with Secretary of Health Robert Kennedy Jr., the White House has been repeatedly assured that...
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    We’re also moving all the couches from the women’s rooms to the men’s rooms. It’s our turn with them!

    I see the Vice President gave his input into this EO

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    Some fetishists will be disappointed.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      Ninety five percent of the porn I watch is ladies pooping.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        I hesitate to ask but… The other five?

    • Dispassionate@quokk.au
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      We already have two girls and a cup burned into our eyes.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I think it’s hilarious to imagine women shitting from their little butt holes, so I can’t support this.

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    Man, there’s one more reason for John McAffee to leave the country.

    • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean, he isn’t all that mobile these days.

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        I’m not a conspiracy theorist but John McAfee is literally the first person I’d expect to fake his own death.

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    Why should we be pleasin’ any politician heathens

    Who would try to change the seasons if they could?

    The state of the condition insults my intuition

    And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood

    Everybody stutters one way or the other

    So check out my message to you

    As a matter of fact, don’t let nothin’ hold you back

    If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you

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    peeing on the bed encouraged

  • The November Man ☯️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈@bookstodon.com
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    @sundray 👍😂👍🍑💩

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