• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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          7 months ago

          Maybe our asses are built different? My is thin and doesn’t touch sides plus I don’t sit too deep - just enough to drop some bombs, so the jeans belt on Pic.1 is on my balls. There’s also an additional breathing room - you can sit not at a perfect parallel to the floor and bring your ass a little higher by bending knees more and leaning forward.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            7 months ago

            Yeah but what about when you shot and pee at the same time? That won’t work. Also my ass is thin but maybe our toilets are just a bit narrower. I would not know.

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              7 months ago

              shot and pee

              Now I’m intrigued how narrow the texan toilets are!

              I may get the ruler the next time to contribute to our research.

              I usually don’t do it at the same time, but being a man let’s me put my dick down the way it’s pushed behind by the belt zone and looks at 5-4 hours to what the picture shows, so no touching the surface with the most sensitive area too. Women are screwed tho, they need way more space.

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      7 months ago

      Yeah the best I can imagine is like making a nest around the rim of the toilet seat with the legs of the jeans as opposed to toilet paper so they aren’t touching it. And that doesn’t seem all that sanitary to do to a pair of jeans.

      Either that or AI is making stupid comments about things again.

      • trolololol@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        We didn’t need AI for doing these kinds of comments in the past…

        Internet is ruined. We’re not even good at that anymore.