Zaros@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months agoWhat's the worst that could happen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1552arrow-down1imageWhat's the worst that could happen?lemmy.worldZaros@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 months agomessage-square31fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareumbrella@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-23 months ago“optimizing” is a portmenteau coming from “optical minimizing”. the technique involves not using glasses, so you can’t tell when your code is trash.
minus-squareLiz@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months ago“Optimizing” is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoThe peer coding review went really well. I think we’re getting married.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoI thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.
“optimizing” is a portmenteau coming from “optical minimizing”. the technique involves not using glasses, so you can’t tell when your code is trash.
“Optimizing” is where you convince your programmers that microdosing MDMA is great for productivity and they all end up being really optimistic about how their code is doing.
The peer coding review went really well. I think we’re getting married.
I thought I told you to stop giving away my secrets.