Two charged with causing criminal damage to famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall last September

(They were on bail, but have now been charged)

  • egonallanon@lemm.eeEnglish
    17·
    8 months ago

    I feel we should return to our pagan roots and sacrifice them at the foot of the tree to stave off the anger of the gods. You don’t just go around cutting down fancy trees. That’s the kind of nonsense that causes big problems.

    • RobotToaster@mander.xyzEnglish
      5·
      8 months ago

      The traditional method of Anglo-Saxon human sacrifice was to hang them from a tree, which presents a small problem.