Post the most insane, unhinged rant about lollipops and unicorns as you can muster. Give me that autistic nerdrage

  • lutillian@sh.itjust.worksM
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    10 months ago

    Oh man. Don’t even get me started on those fbeeping unicorns and their muthafucbeepg lollipops! Who got so high up on shrooms and LSD that they decided some horse should shoot a gay pride flag outta its ass beep it flies! A and who the h-e- double hockey beep would think that letting my kid lick the 🌈 would EVER make him do anything besides piss fucking skibeeples.

    I mean reall- GIVE ME THAT, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LIVING UNICORN SHIT TIMMANTHA, its gotta cost them practically nothing to stamp these pieces of unicorn shit out of their presses man. beep And all it does is turn the frogs gay. It’s all the gay agenda man, I fucking tell ya. Those stuPID rainbow shitting horses and their rainbow shit on a stick IT’S ALL PART OF THE GAY RAINBOW CULTS PUSH TO OPPRESS IS. Never did I think for a second that… Licks lollipop.. Hey this things pretty good.