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minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down2·1 month agoYou know what else you don’t hear “What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth.” Never, but you hear the opposite all the time. More, so, you’ll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work. You know why? Because the devil is busy Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.
minus-squarekakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoHuh? I’ve heard “heaven on Earth” many times.
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWhen you grow up poor and degen…
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·edit-21 month agoGod’s just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about anything but vengeance. At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn’t do jack for anyone.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoGod went out for a pack of smokes real quick
You know what else you don’t hear
“What, that place? That one right there? Yeah, that place is like heaven on earth.”
Never, but you hear the opposite all the time.
More, so, you’ll often hear people caught doing something wrong claim that the devil made them do it or that something bad is the devils work.
You know why?
Because the devil is busy
Imagine they swapped jobs and, instead, we had a devil we never heard anything from and a busy ass god making heaven on earth all over the place.
Huh? I’ve heard “heaven on Earth” many times.
When you grow up poor and degen…
God’s just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about anything but vengeance.
At least the devil is an enabler. God doesn’t do jack for anyone.
God went out for a pack of smokes real quick