I found out that this tool http://www.convertlit.com/ provides a program with a funny name. I wonder if there are similar programs with offensive names or puns like this one. For example, I remember reading a fortune output saying something along the lines of
man Why did you get divorced?
man: Too many arguments.
And of course, there is the cliche touch grass.
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface? Unmatched ".
% rm congressional-ethics rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.
%make love Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% (- (-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
$ cat “can of food” cat: cannot open can of food
Jimmy Hoffa? How fucking old is this? Was this written on a vacuum tube powered mini?