I once asked a hairdresser for my usual short back and sides with a trim off the top.

She immediately got her clippers and started giving me a buzz cut.

She must have seen the look of my face because she stopped as the clippers got to the top of my head and asked me if i was alright.

I told her it’s too late now to change it now and to carry on. But i hated it.

Naturally the kids at school bullied me for it the next day.

These days i’m a slap head so dont have to worry about it anymore. Thanks, Male Pattern Baldness!!!