Chalmers: You know, this socialism is quite similar to the capitalism they have in Nordic countries.

Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented American Socialism! Old DSA recipe.

Chalmers: For socialism?

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: Yes. And you call this socialism despite the fact the bourgeoisie still control the means of production. [Chalmers points to a factory that is privately owned by Skinner]

Skinner: Y- Uh… you know, the… One thing I should… excuse me for one second.

Chalmers: Of course.

[Skinner enters and leaves the factory swiftly upon seeing it is using child labour]

Skinner: [pretends to yawn] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I’m pooped.

Chalmers: Yes, I should be-- [notices the child labour] GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

Skinner: free education?

Chalmers: Uh… Free education!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the suburb, localized entirely within your factory!?

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: …May I see it?

Skinner: …No.

[They exit the house as the a child is heard being told to work faster by the floor manager.]

Floor manager (voice): BOSS!!! THESE NEW EMPLOYEE KIDS ARE TOO SLOW!!!

Skinner (looking up): No, Willie, they’re just here for education.

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… you do a good socialism.

[As Chalmers begins heading home, the sound of child workers crying can be heard, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the children.]

Child (voice): HEEEELP!!! HEEEELP!!! MY HAND IS CAUGHT IN THE MACHINE!