Hello my name is Yuanyuan, five years old Chinese girl. Jinping Xi genocided my family this morning. Please send aerial bombardments, my people yearn for freedom

lol the euros were already in decline and got totally kneecapped by Uncle Sam’s Ukrainian adventure, they’ve been cucked by the USA for the foreseeable future.

lol Denmark is a US dog, they and the rest of the EU have been crippled for the foreseeable future by the war in Ukraine. They will fold like a wet noodle the nanosecond Presinald Trunt applies even the slightest bit of pressure

:tithing-hillary:

Haven’t heard his name since everyone immediately forgot his existence the nanosecond Trump won

In a survey of exclusively Nazi Party members, Adolf Hitler was selected as person of the year.

with their eyes

dumbass

It has to be directly antisemitic so the audience can understand that the Jewish character is a fake Jew who got killed for trusting the conniving Muslims

Kind of but really it’ll just be an incoherent hodgepodge of scenes where every Zionist fantasy and delusion is validated to such an extreme extent that the characters basically turn to the camera and tell them their beliefs are correct

It’s already a few hundred movies but this time it’s evil Muslim international students at Columbia University with a suitcase nuke whose plans get stopped by heroic white frat boys from ole miss

when I’m in a “who’s the most loyal israeli puppet” contest and my opponent is the Palestinian Authority

Presinald Trunt is 22 days away from being able to legally kill anyone who annoys him, maybe they should keep their mouth shut

bnuuy

I thought for a second that one of the genocide cheerleaders at MSNBC had died of a hemorrhage

If you posed this question to a brick wall, you’d get the correct answer.

Two terrorists down!

Steven Spielberg hates jews obviously

I struggle to think of a single way in which any NYT writer will be meaningfully impacted by a Trump presidency besides the mountains of cash they’ll get for their lazy uninspired orangeman puttering puppet thinkpieces

You see, bureaucracy can only stop good things from happening, not bad things.

Holy shit you’re like 200 years old how are you still alive?