The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

Article 1, section 8:

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises […]

Isn’t “Arbeitsnehmer” one who takes labor? I would think the worker gives his or her labor, and the industrialist takes it.

It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept

… and other fairy tales

That would be my reaction too. Who says “unsubscribe to” instead of “unsubscribe from”?

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.

Has Musk ever denied hiding the body of a murdered prostitute in the spacesuit that’s in the car he shot into space?

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

For the hard of reading: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

The fact that energy stays energy doesn’t mean it’s useable energy. See: the heat death of the universe

Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.

Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.

They’re probably European prices, either in euros or even in pre-euro funny money.

Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one

I’ve left it at the default

Monkees must dance! If monkee die, we has sad. But next weekend, monkees must dance again!

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.