Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]

they were trying to push like cricket sausage & similar stuff where i’m from some years back. it wasn’t exactly horrible & i’m all for the concept but sadly the texture was a deal breaker for me. it was like v powdery & dry.

beyond that i was the class clown so naturally i’d devour whatever crawlies i could find around the yard

hmm? oh. no, I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with however many sensible chuckles you can still rattle off of the bastard.

what, do you think nazis just fall down from the sky or something?

“please, you must listen to me! i’m literally a wholly different person,” kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.

in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe’s dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.

those church of satan (read : sparkling atheist meritocracy) clowns would be so mad to be left out

no but really, do check out r/satanism sometime. they literally can’t help themselves, you’ll understand what i mean in no time.

reminds me of this old finnish ad thing i saw in someone’s garage about like the skiing association endorsing north state cigarettes

the got me

i rly should try tabletop sim for this! i have a krenko (mob boss) deck that i tinkered w/ for quite a while before actually building it, but it turns out getting games can be kind of a nightmare. tried w/ internet randoms over spelltable, never again altho! we might eventually be able to start a pod w/ commune folks & that’d honestly be kinda incredible :3