You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore,

So fucking true

Found one

it’s eye-chralian tank you’se very much

The aforementioned pedophiles, yes.

"Straight outta high school,

Fascist motherfucker named Michael,

The other one is also named Michael"

How many towns lost power for Aladdin to shit that one out, Fink?

Amigara Fault for Evangelion Fans.

When do we get the issue about guillotines?

Probably not, but if the list were infinite, Descartes would go above Nixon, mainly for Cartesian coordinate geometry which isn’t even really the thing he’s known for.

I cant even concieve of the type of shit someone must be getting up to to find themselves writing this list with Richard Nixon above René Descarte, John Locke, Joan of Arc, and King Fucking Arthur. Even putting Nixon above fellow US President, Truman, who authorized two nuclear attacks on another country, is beyond wild to me.

Looked into it, all of Europe should be turned into a nature preserve, as atonement.

Just shutting down because of sensory overload. Me too buddy, every time I go to the store.

Fuck foie gras and fuck France, unlimited genocide on the French for creating foie gras, among their other heinous crimes.

This guy’s never seen They Live

Growing up in the US, I remember being young and desperately wanting to wear a long jacket, and being told I wasn’t allowed to because of Columbine.

Marty is the reason I learned how to play piano. It was so upsetting, but not surprising, to find out he is a massive fucking chud. Apparently he is also a nightmare to work around.