BobDole [none/use name]

“Mummifying my cat” is what I call wrapping them up in a blanket

When I rent a paint sprayer, don’t mask anything off, and put like 2cm thick layer of paint on everything they say it’s not a real job!

They’re looking for a Volvo in the Portland area? Good fucking luck lmao

The adhesive on my mail in ballot tasted icky

Damn, that’s a bad c/fakenews post. Wait

I put my sunglasses in it (lenses in, one of the ear pieces out). It feels nicer than on top of my head or on my collar.

Yes, the “DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME?” bit almost makes up for everything else

Badempanada sucks

Like, he says funny things sometimes that piss off twitter crackers, but he is also a twitter cracker who pops off about shit he’s ignorant of

I just open me mouth and they pour the pae wet right in

MFW

No it’s an FBI honeypot

I live in a swing state and I’m voting

Pooschev? What has Pooschev done?

I cooka da pizza!

Anything in real estate

The Russian military industrial complex is (at least mostly) state owned

ADL lawyers sending a cease and desist as we speak