BonsaiBoo [none/use name]

Nice try, palantir

You’re not getting it - we invented all that so a few mentally ill monkeys could hoard all the bananas and let around 10 billion other monkeys suffer, starve, and toil for their pleasure.

I had a religious old judgmental woman I briefly worked for who kept insisting I was on heroin because I was skinny. Dude, I was a former state wrestler at 135lbs, ran and rode a bike every single day multiple times a day, and I can’t stand downers or uppers. I kept explaining all that and she kept insisting. It was clear the way she said it that it came from a place of old school anti-drug propaganda. This was in Texas.

Mr Magoo and Biff Tannen fused together.

My grandma uses heavier weights

On the upside he’s a got a pretty popular podcast now where he sits in his white ford pickup and talks about conspiracy theories

That seems like a lot for an American

I’m gonna need you to come up the tree to my branch this weekend, I’ll come pick you up

That’s the most badass toy commercial I’ve ever seen.

Why are they just so pathetic and weird

Iran loaded their missiles into their tubey thingies of course! /s

Mmmm, corn steak

The thing is, we aren’t running out of greed or an obligation for companies to provide maximum profits to shareholders… WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED REGULATIONS AND REGULATORY BODIES ON CAPITALISM. Ayn Rand free markets will solve everything types are either deluded or complicit in the destruction of the nation happening now, and they are gonna be so mad and surprised when people start supporting their constant boogeymen, communism, socialism, democratic socialism, progressive democrats.

::cries in Jedi:: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE SOCIAL MEDIAS, NOT JOIN THEM

Surely nothing will go wrong making all the water undrinkable, all the land unfarmable. Hungry and thirsty masses notoriously are easily appeased by sucking on their own sweaty undergarments and chewing on cardboard and plastic found in landfills.

Gas station lines here we come

Yep, it’s ai

Sounds like something a polydactyl web designer would say

Predictably for landscaping in general, or predictably for how horrifically everything Trump always does goes?

They’re blaming vandals, but where’s the evidence? There’s absolutely cameras over every square inch of the National Mall. What are the odds it’s the fault of yet more incompetent people being handed overpriced handouts from this administration?

Another of the people familiar with the matter said the spill adds to doubt about the future of the grass on the National Mall, which was already vulnerable given the number of high-foot-traffic events planned there over the coming weeks. They include celebrations of the nation’s 250th anniversary, such as a Great American State Fair and a Fourth of July Salute to America, as well as an IndyCar race planned for August.

There’s gonna be a dead, muddy lawn, abandoned vehicles on cinder blocks, probably some fire damage from unprofessionally exploded fireworks, won’t there be?