Who do you think was doing all those surgeries on the undocumented prisoners?

Crossed 2,000 words. Think this is already the longest thing I’ve written since college and I’ve got a ton of ideas still swirling

It is the best-tasting food dye

A spectre is haunting Hexbear

Writing theory

Holy fuck, I’m gonna looooooooooooooove

These libs were shaking back when we were just power users. They’re not prepared for our era as a power couple

Ask not what your presidential candidate can do for you, but just shut the fuck up and

Before any Red 40 dorks chime in, consider that I have drawn myself as the chad and you as the soyjack

I’m on a juice cleanse where I only drink Yellow 5. It has been 3 days and I can already hear other people’s thoughts

Yeah, we’ve been away on a training arc. But we’ve learned as much as we can and are ready to break the power-scaling of this universe

You’re telling me a net hexed this bear?

Obama, but he’s running Kamala’s campaign: Uhhhh, let me lose Dear… born, Michigan

Ah, but bits are banned

Y’all are excited that some power posters you’ve only heard whispers of are returning to the fight, but you’re not prepared for our Yellow 5 posting

It ain’t. I watched her make the account lol

Do you know the turning number of a circle?

I am once again requesting that we establish global communism so I can post selfies on hexbear dot net. I need validation from complete strangers telling me I’m pretty