Gran Turismo 4

I think one of those dudes had a GoPro on their helmet. Fierce.

So he’s got like what, 48 hours before a tragic slip and fall?

Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

Low blood sugar. 100%. Get that man a Snickers stat and he’ll be back to his sex trafficking, child raping self.

What oil did you use?

Those look amazing! I’m a sucker for fried green tomatoes.

Glass half full, love it!

Yes! I thought the original was just a fever dream I had. It was far superior. Bring it back.

It’s a statement. All gorillas are in zoos. The end is near.