CantaloupeAss [comrade/them]

Checks out for people who learn how to be punk from reddit dot com. All aesthetics, no substance.

For dunking dredging purposes:

https://www.reddit.com/r/punk/comments/1ggd7qr/a_reminder/

They’re literally doing in the comments

Not only that but you’re often competing against buyers who have the entire value of the house in cash and are willing to pay over asking price and waive inspections

Well, also, 40 years ago NAFTA wasn’t a thing, so the people who are now bloodthirsty maniacs were then stably employed and had no practical reason for their hate.

God this is so me, or just a fucking broom! Takes two seconds!

CR-7 the GOAT

(gestures broadly at the current state of things)

Lmao gottem

: “What if you could identify your baby’s IQ and abort it if it’s below Mensa levels?”

WHAT IF I COULD JUST AFFORD TO HAVE MY CHILD AND TAKE IT TO A DOCTOR???

To regime change a terrorist state in the Middle East, right?

We do not tar and feather enough anymore

This is how I found out that Enver Hoxha wasn’t just a user on this site lol

I can’t avoid doing them so

I just feel like my phone is the dirtiest thing around, I’m constantly touching it, leaving it on random surfaces, in the grass, etc. I can’t wash my hands as often as I touch my phone, so it gets dirty (and my work dirties my hands and I often need to use it quickly)

So idk I use Windex on it

What about for sanitization?

I use glass cleaner

I love getting high and having a glass of wine

adams has not resigned yet because his cop brain is kicking in and he’s like ‘charged with crimes, great I get an extended paid leave and keep my job’