Actually, it’s deep winter, and the people feel cold …

A Portuguese Hobbit?

"New kink unlocked "

They want quality, not quantity.

That means you’re death! You shoved too hard and too deep.

Cannon ? ;-))

I’ll bet she refunded the kid as well.

What do I have to do to get two?

What a monster.

Pooping good, not pooping bad.

Where’s Venus de milo?

We already have an orange shooting device at home …

Why isn’t he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn’t think it trough.

Coffee apple tea! Uhh.

Kind of gay.

Also note that a pregnant woman has two brains, so they can work twice as fast!

Green bacon.

Why did I read your username as “wizard_poop” ?

Funniest story so far!

It was the chicken that asked the why?