i take it back sergio doesnt know what theyre talking about

i dont know but id trust whatever @sergio@slrpnk.net has to say about it

you know whats even better than just having a drink for each of them its having a whole shelf dedicated to the demise of the deep state and the globalist elite its like a symbol of resistance against their control and manipulation and lets be real its also a great excuse to stock up on some good liquor i mean who needs a reason to drink when you can just say youre fighting the system and im not saying im a professional or anything but having a well stocked shelf is just good planning and its not like youre gonna drink it all by yourself or anything no way its just for special occasions like the downfall of the corrupt politicians who have been holding us back for so long and also for tuesdays and thursdays and fridays and pretty much every day because were living in crazy times and a drink or two can help take the edge off every couple hours

edit i accidentally used an apostrophe

iabt

thank you so much im really glad to hear that it made your day and you dont see any problems with it

wow

folks dont wanna hear it so it had to be done satirically but it really is problematic

at least half of it will be funny

i only generate worthless garbage for worthless garbage

ive got 3 diagnosed disabilities and had a parasitic worm infestation and probably still do but I was so chock full of worms last month they were coming out my nose so dont tell me i cant have fun at my own expense

edit i didnt downvote you btw i think your reaction to this is valid

oh man you think youre so smart dont you questioning the validity of a well crafted 5 paragraph shitpost let me tell you something buddy people are starving for real content not that watered down FAKE news crap theyre fed on a daily basis and if a 5 paragraph shitpost is what it takes to wake them up then so be it i mean can you believe it people are actually reading and engaging with my stuff and you’re over here complaining about the length of it what a joke you must be one of those sheep who cant even be bothered to read a whole paragraph without getting distracted by your phone or something newsflash pal people are hungry for the truth and if thats what it takes to get it to them then ill write a 10 paragraph shitpost and ill make sure its so good youll be begging for more and this was generated with a custom llama and not edited except for this last part because youre not worth my time

its okay to insult rfk jr but not for his worms only for his bad ideas like banning pb&js because thats about half my diet

this is about *abelism

no that doesnt sound right because hear me out what if its all a schtick and this post is just a continuation of the joke

smart dad

oh sharts i didnt even consider that it could look like idiot

yeah i didnt expect anyone to know what it meant because i made it up

Umm, you just insulted the intelligence of the person you replied to.

please elaborate

The whole idea of hating on using ‘/s’ is stupid and useless

putting ‘/s’ at the end of a 5 paragraph shitpost is stupid

oh okay

the title is a legitimate question and i think “/s” is a bad answer and this one isnt supposed to be very funny but ive got a schtick to keep up and it is a little funny in the context of my post history

good point thank you

thanks