Crystal thing he sells obviously doesn’t work.

Wait until she finds out that by “one night stand” he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?

Yeah it’s fake ;)

They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don’t take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw… It.

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation

Conschept OP, its pronounced Conschept.

Take some breaths.

New Comic book hero: Ally Cat. He has a 🌈 colored coat.

In a roundabout way, reading ‘Kublai Khan’ makes me want to read the first Dirk Gently book.

I never watched that show but maybe that’s where it came from. Seems like I heard it before that though?

There was a saying when I was younger, in the Cis world, that a woman knows within 5 minutes of meeting a guy if she would ever have sex with him. America won’t fuck JD Vance ever.

I think within a year all the dudes will be bi too. Progress is slow.

I did 2 searches yesterday that gave me crap on Google and then I tried Bing and it gave me what I was looking for on the first page.

Saw a tweet about Monica Lewinsky and tried to imagine what it’s like to see Bill Clinton’s O face.

If this was a gay asylum seeking Guatemalan Muslim woman union leader we’d probably react differently, so you’re wrong about that.

With the UK’s Chief Executive and thought leader incapacitated Scotland should declare independence.

Back in the day there was an advertisement for Infocom that said “A picture is worth a thousand words, we’d rather give you the thousand words”

What sort of frequency are we talking about? 500 times a year? or more like 200 times a year?

Say what you want but he was right about permanent revolution.

Remember what the city used to be like?