Obviously basing her moral compass on your own parasocial relationship with her is obvious

Rush Limbaugh too

Wishbone! Ghostwriter And bill nye the science guy.

There are more French speakers in Africa than there are in France and the French Language Authority is absolutley SEETHING at this fact because they’re losing control over “proper French” and for the first time ever French is evolving like a language should

Cotton absorbs water. If you wear cotton clothing, and it gets wet from sweat or from snow melting on you, or just water from anywhere, your cotton clothing will be cold. So dont wear jeans in the snow. Dont wear cotton socks. Cotton long underwear is fine under you pants if you’re not going to be in the snow. But silk or synthetic fibers are a must for sledding, or skiing or snowshoeing or really anything you might want to do to play or excercise in the snow.

I lived in colorado where the snow was very dry. When it snowed i would rush outside and use a hand plow to clear my walkways before anyone could step on it. Some of my neighbors would use leaf blowers. If the morning walkers crunched the snow before i could shovel it, the sidewalk would have boot shaped icebergs frozen all over it until we got enough sun to melt it off.

This would drive me nuts so i would work to get everything cleared off as soon as it stopped snowing

Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don’t have enough candy and they’ll give you more.

24% is backwards degenerates. That’s the percentage of the population that voted for trump in 2020. No where near half, no matter how much they may claim to represent half.

That’s right. And then they conveniently forgot about the following midterms.

The original tv remote didn’t use batteries. It used sound. Giant clunky devices with large tactile buttons. Never runs out of batteries and still works if your kid tries to block the screen to keep you from turning it off

I did a major rework of my favorite MTG deck

The youts turned on her when the allegations about how terrible she treated her dancers came out. Her tiktoks recieved tens of millions of likes before the allegations. Then she disappeared from the app

Ableism is the ugliest -ism

*nit picks

When i was 13 bill Clinton told me 1 car length per every 10mph i was traveling at. Ive been following that advice ever since

But you were in the dark, camouflaged in your bedding. Anyone coming down the hall was a silhouette against the white walls of the hallway.

Do you believe there is a candidate for president who will end the genocide in Palestine? And also end the genocide of Ukrainians in Crimea?

More than half. But not all bigots are the same. Some are bashful aboutv their bigotry. Some are blind to their bigotry. Some are ashamed of their bigotry.

But trump and his followers are proud of their bigotry. Luckily they represent a minor percentage of Americans. Unfortunately they represent a large percentage of voting Americans

There’s a 200 acre legal grow in central California right now. They had to pay for their licenses in cash because the state won’t accept a credit card and the banks won’t let them get a debit card. So they flew millions of dollars from LA to Sacramento on a private jet

Just yesterday i was trolling conservatives on tiktok with space lasers. I wonder if i found MTG’s information source on accident

If every church in America housed 2.5 unhoused people the crisis would be solved overnight.

Who am i kidding though, American churches don’t exist to help people they exist to tax tithe people